Things to note about LUMS

1. If you have one or more girls in one of your classes, who rank above 6 on the HAWW scale, do NOT bother studying. They will without a doubt get good marks if the teacher is a male, the mean will go up, and you will get screwed. Rather, befriend them. It might improve your GPA.

2. If you have been cheating during an exam, and get caught, you can always do the following:
a) Say the 'extra' material is personal
b) Fight with the TA in front of the rest of the class
c) Shove a female TA into the wall as you make your escape
d) Deny anything ever happened in front of the DC committee.

Chances are, if you don't look like a sleazy schmuck, you might just get away with it. After all, they dont have hard evidence, except for about eye witness accounts from 30-40 people. That's all.

3. Good weather surprises you in LUMS. You go into an exam when its sunny and hot, you come out and it has rained and hailed, and hit 3 of your friends, and its freezing cold.

4. Girls in LUMS have a bad sense of direction. Never let them drive your car, or get directions to any place from them.

5. If you have somehow established yourself as a download guru, you get free PC equipment from other people.

6. If you know how to drive well, you can get a car for yourself.

7. People believe that Indian bhangra music is dance music meant for parties that must be played in order for people to go wild. However, any music with sufficient bass pumping through enough large speakers will do the trick.

8. If you host a party, do not use home-sofas for seating purposes. They will get ruined without fail and become un-usable.

9. People in LUMS have a secret disappearing technique. Kind of like a secret handshake in a ghetto or slum.

10. People in LUMS stare at you if you have an mp3 player and cool headphones.

Thats it for this week ladies and loodiez.